Which one of you psychopaths came up with the idea of 'salted caramel'? Why on earth would you run such perfect sweetness with salt?

I seriously cannot comprehend how amazingly cool I am as a person, yesterday I ate my cereal with Prime instead of milk and it was awesome. Literally, how come no one has ever thought of that?

i like to refer to myself as a "stroll", a troll that is essentially superior to regular trolls, hence the 's' on the front, it stands for 'senior'

Today, at the kindergarten, I taught the kids about the effect music can have in our mood; I put Thick Off It by KSI on the radio and they started crying

this old lady leaving next to me made another rant about the neighbors on the second floor. i spat some of my prime drink on her face and that seemed to had calmed her down for a bit

Today I will eat taco and pee on the bedsheets. Today's gonna be wild, I'm telling ya!!

tfw you have a burger so good, you empty a bottle of jack daniel's on an old lady's neck

bros cooked frfr

welp, looks like i gotta jump right in as well

Roblox: Goanimator45

it was fun while it lasted, even though i let go of the whole trolling gimmick for quite some time now o7

REMEMBER ME BEFORE I FALL!